is this a joke bc im laughing, there’s loads of sports blogs on here ‘hun’
yo but forreal everyone reblog this shit and show this anon what the fucks up
long story short, sports blogs exist & we’re sassy af
Who TF says “hun” anyway?
He really is.
He makes my maternal instincts go off like crazy, though, and watching his play so far this year, I’ve been worried. There have been a lot of times where he’s missed passes or had the puck checked off of him because he doesn’t have his head up, and I am really concerned that he’s going to get another nasty hit like he did last year. When he is on, he’s on fire. He’s got lovely hands, and I know he has that awareness in him, he’s just not using it. So…yeah. I’m scurred because I love him so much. :x
So @fabuloshie and I were talking about ridiculous “sexy” Halloween costumes, like sexy popcorn, sexy lobster…and it got me thinking: could I find “sexy” costumes for every team in the NHL? To answer the question, I started with my home division, the Pacific Division in the Western Conference.
The colors aren’t perfect - sure, Anaheim uses orange, but it’s primarily alongside black, and they don’t use yellow - but it’s a sexy duck nonetheless.
Technically this is a wolf costume, but I think between the red coloration and general dog-ishness you could sell it as a Coyotes costume.
Not only is she a fireman, but she’s got flames, too! Perfect.
She’s spattered in oil! What, that doesn’t count? Okay, fine, here’s another option:
Blue, orange, and oil worker-y. Perfect.
I just want to state for the record that I actually really hate it when people call the Kings the Queens, so I’m also providing an alternative:
I’m not sure if the costume above or the costume below is more ridiculous.
Bonus: Tomas Hertl’s favorite costume:
What’s that? You don’t like the Johnny Canuck logo and you miss your orca? Okay, how about this?
The Moral of this Story:
You can find a “sexy” anything costume. So. Very. Ridiculous.
wtf this could be so many people you’re all so good at being vague
It was meeee.
Actually, shit. Apparently we aren’t mutuals (which surprises me, because I think I grabbed this username from the clubhouse intro thread?) and this makes me sad. I broke the rules, sorry!